blog.co.uk  »  Next Blog  »    Create your own blog for free •   •  Login

oh and if things were not bad enough....

by Carpedium @ 2006-02-17 - 22:01:12

Obviously overcompensating for lack of posts... thought I must share this.. if things were generally not just pants enough, I manage to kill my mobile phone. How I hear you ask... well I dropped it down the stairs at work.... but not in a normal way...

rather than dropping it down the stairs, with it bouncing of a couple of steps and then stopping, my phone bounces off the top step and in between the tiny gap between the wall and the stairwell....It wages a war of terror for 7 floors, leaving in its wake a host of tiny mobile missiles... so as I chase it down the stairs( blatantly losing the race)and swearing, I come across a poor chappie cowering in a corner, with his cup of tea down his front! My mobile had obviously attacked him on its descent of terror.....

to his credit, he seemed more concerned about me and the remains of my poor mobile *( sign... RIP).... I did have to buy him a cup of tea and apologise profusely....

so life goes on... xx



 
 

Trackback address for this post:

authimage

Comments, Trackbacks: Hide subcomments

LMFAO!!! Ok that maybe isn't funny.. but it really is! Insurance job... they will ask you all sorts of questions... like what shoes were you wearing at the time!

CarpediumCarpedium [Member]
17/02/06 @ 22:19

Well it is in retrospect but sure as hell wasn't at the time... nothing to do with shoes- just me being a klutz!!

[Visitor]

18/02/06 @ 07:47

hahahha...that made me laugh!x

[Visitor]

18/02/06 @ 22:39

ooops!!!! XxX

blackjuanblackjuan [Member]
20/02/06 @ 15:28

I have tried destroying my mobile phone to no avail, will try the stairs this time.

CarpediumCarpedium [Member]
20/02/06 @ 19:06

indeed - make sure you hit the gap though:-)
or the person ( ie aim better!)

blackjuanblackjuan [Member]
21/02/06 @ 13:21

trust me I will aim for the gap lol

sleepersleeper [Member]
20/02/06 @ 22:52

Nice one! When you remember it, is it on slo-mo? I remember watching a Japanese tourist drop his expensive Nikon camera over the edge of the aircraft boarding steps (about 30 years ago) and I can still see it free.ze st.ep st.op as i.t *SMASHED* on the unforgiving tarmac.

Leave a comment :

Your email address will not be displayed on this site.
Your URL will be displayed.
Allowed XHTML tags: <!, p, ul, ol, li, dl, dt, dd, address, blockquote, ins, del, a, span, bdo, br, em, strong, dfn, code, samp, kdb, var, cite, abbr, acronym, q, sub, sup, tt, i, b, big, small, img>
URLs, email, AIM and ICQs will be converted automatically.
Options:
 
(Line breaks become <br />)
(Set cookies for name, email & url)
Validation code:
Please enter the above code here:
For protection from spambots (case-sensitive).

Recent Posts

  1. I'm back!
    by Carpedium on 2008-09-12
  2. Ok so I finally watched Big Brother....
    by Carpedium on 2006-05-27
  3. Blackberry Rebels
    by Carpedium on 2006-05-24
  4. Why do we blog?
    by Carpedium on 2006-03-19
  5. went on hols...
    by Carpedium on 2006-03-19
  6. Rock N Roll.. is dead??
    by Carpedium on 2006-03-01
  7. Out with the old...
    by Carpedium on 2006-02-28
  8. A different life... I wonder...
    by Carpedium on 2006-02-21
  9. So what will the new year bring....
    by Carpedium on 2006-02-17
  10. I'm back...
    by Carpedium on 2006-02-17